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First things first, get a big pot of water boiling for your elbow macaroni. Don't forget to salt the water generously – this is where I always forget, honestly, and then my pasta tastes bland. Cook the macaroni according to package directions until it's al dente. We want it firm enough to hold up to all that glorious sauce and beef, not a squishy mess. Once it's done, drain it well and rinse it under cold water to stop the cooking process. This also helps keep the pasta from sticking together, which is a total win for Big Mac Pasta Salad.
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While your pasta is doing its thing, heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add your lean ground beef and break it up with a spoon. Cook it until it's beautifully browned all over, no pink bits left, please! Drain off any excess fat – we want flavor, not grease, in our Big Mac Pasta Salad. I usually blot it with a paper towel too, just to be extra sure. Set the cooked beef aside to cool a bit; mixing hot beef into cold pasta salad isn't the vibe we're going for.
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Now for the star of the show, the Big Mac Pasta Salad sauce! In a medium bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, yellow mustard, white vinegar, granulated sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika. Give it a good whisk until everything is smooth and creamy. This is where you taste it, remember my "zesty" mistake? Adjust the seasonings if you need to – maybe a tiny bit more sugar or vinegar, depending on your preference. It should smell tangy and just a little sweet.
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In a really big mixing bowl (you'll thank me later for this space), combine your cooled elbow macaroni, the cooked and cooled ground beef, the finely diced yellow onion, and the chopped dill pickles. This is the foundation of our Big Mac Pasta Salad, and it's looking pretty good already! Make sure everything is well distributed so you get a bit of everything in each bite.
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Pour that amazing, creamy sauce all over the pasta and beef mixture. Now, get in there with a big spoon or spatula and gently, but thoroughly, mix everything together. You want every single elbow macaroni and beef crumble to be coated in that glorious sauce. This is where the magic happens, and the Big Mac Pasta Salad really starts to take shape. Don't be shy, mix it well!
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Finally, fold in the shredded iceberg lettuce and halved cherry tomatoes. These add a fantastic crunch and burst of freshness. Once everything is mixed, cover the bowl and pop your Big Mac Pasta Salad into the fridge for at least 30 minutes. Honestly, it's even better after an hour or two, letting all those flavors meld together. Before serving, give it another gentle stir and sprinkle with sesame seeds and extra pickle slices if you’re feeling fancy!