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First up, get that sharp cheddar grated. I usually do this while the butter is chilling, you know, multitask. The finer the grate, the easier it blends into the dough. I once tried using a food processor for this, and it turned into a weird cheese paste, so stick to a box grater for these homemade Cheez Its.
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In a big bowl, whisk together your flour, salt, and smoked paprika. Make sure it's all combined evenly. I sometimes forget to do this thoroughly, and then I get little pockets of unseasoned dough. Not the end of the world, but not ideal for crispy cheese crackers.
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Now, add your cold, cubed butter to the dry mix. You can use a pastry blender, two knives, or honestly, just your fingertips. Work quickly until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs with some pea-sized pieces of butter still visible. This step feels a bit messy, but it's where the magic for flaky homemade Cheez Its starts.
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Gradually add the ice water, one tablespoon at a time, mixing until the dough just comes together. Don't overmix! You want it to be shaggy, not a smooth ball. I always add a little less than I think I need, then add more if it's too dry. It's easy to add more water, but you can't take it out, right?
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Form the dough into a flat disc, wrap it in plastic, and pop it in the fridge for at least 30 minutes. This chilling time is super important; it lets the gluten relax and the butter firm up. I once skipped this step because I was impatient, and the dough was impossible to roll out evenly. Big oops.
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On a lightly floured surface, roll out the chilled dough super thin, like 1/16th of an inch. Seriously thin! The thinner, the crispier your homemade Cheez Its will be. Use a pizza cutter or a ruler and knife to cut them into little squares. Don't forget to prick each cracker with a toothpick or fork—otherwise, they'll puff up like balloons! I've made that mistake more times than I care to admit.
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Arrange your little squares on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake in a preheated oven until golden brown and crispy. Watch them like a hawk, because they go from perfectly golden to slightly burnt in a blink! The smell filling your kitchen at this point? Pure happiness, honestly. These crispy cheese crackers are worth it.